I found this sad-looking succulent at the local hardware store.
Here's a top view of the succulent:
And here it is in its new home, after I removed all the damaged leaves, old flower stalks, and other crust:
I've had these two since May-ish of 2016. They're both pretty etiolated, since the last window ledge they were on, at the previous apartment didn't actually have enough light. But, they're showing new growth again!
The top rosette is almost the size of a quarter.